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Your dog has issues.
Bandit has a microphone.
Dog problems, questionable behavior, and surprisingly useful answers from America's most underqualified host.
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What did your dog
do this time?
Start with the thing driving you insane. Every problem opens an evidence-backed hub of episodes, plain-English answers, training concepts, and a path to actual help.
Leash Pulling
My shoulder would like a word.
Jumping on People
He says it’s a hug. Grandma disagrees.
Barking That Won’t Quit
The neighborhood has heard the podcast.
Won’t Come When Called
He heard you. He has other priorities.
Reactivity
Every dog across the street is apparently a crisis.
Puppy Problems
Small body. Criminal schedule.
Separation Anxiety
You left for nine minutes. The blinds paid the price.
Aggression & Safety
This one is not a DIY episode.
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Bandit investigates.
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Meet the host
Good dog.
Questionable résumé.
Bandit has no formal journalism training, no opposable thumbs, and several unresolved allegations involving a missing sandwich.
What he does have is a microphone, access to real dog-training experts, and a relentless interest in why dogs do the weird things they do.
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